HighlyIllogical

I'm lonely. I enjoy it though. 

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 I'm your Germanic/British chick at your service 












If anyone needs someone to talk too or just a shoulder to cry on. I'm always here for anyone. I've been through a lot in my life and I can relate to many things. Having someone to talk to even if it's an internet stranger makes  a lot easier to go through (I know this from experience). If you just want to ramble about something insignificant, or have a conversation about something deep. I'm here. 












∽Don't take life seriously, Nobody makes it out alive anyway∽



∽You can't put flowers in an asshole and call it a vase∽
     -Paige

∽Paige, honey, you have the IQ of a colored piece of paper∽
     -Chris

∽If you have a brain aneurysm while jeking off, can you say that you've 'stroked during a stroke'∽
     -Paige

∽I just spent 3 hours building my new gaming pc, and the first game I played on it was about a Nazi dinosaur. I've accomplished a lot actually∽
     -Chris

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Paige: Why are you still friends with us? 

Julia: I thought I could fix you. I was wrong 
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Mikey: *walks over to table*

Paige: Nah Nah Nah. Come sit by me so we can rubs thighs. 

Mikey: Ight *rubs thighs*

Paige: I regret all of my decisions. I can feel myself getting more insecure. Out out out. 
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[Talking about moans] 

Paige: What your moan be Chris?

Chris: Probably some anime girl moan. 

Mikey: I can envision is clearly. 

Paige: Absolutely, but I feel like you totally just swing over and start shouting Hitler quotes. 

Chris: *laughs* Yes, yes. 

Paige: ZIET ZU STERBEN! 

Table: *bursts out laughing*

Julia: My moan would be normal, probably. 

*sounds of agreement*

Mikey: What your moan be Paige? 

Paige: *snorts* Probably Torbjorns Ult. 

Mikey: Dude I see it! 

Chris: Undoubtedly. 

Mikey: *mimicking Torb* IM SWEDISH 

Table: *bursts out laughing*