Alastor

Irl GF: @BADCH0IC3S
This is a RP account!

"Smile, my dear! You know, you're never fully dressed without one!"
Headcanons: rarely nice, likes to smile and invade people's personal space, 30-40 yrs old, died in 1933, cause of death was either dog-related or gunshot to the head, one of many powerful overlords of Hell
Fandoms: FNAF, Poppy Playtime, Undertale, DeltaRune, Sans AUs, FNF, Cuphead, BATIM, Baldi's Basics, MHA, Yandere Sim, Kirby, Tattletail, Steven Universe, Hazbin and Helluva(just got in it)
The most fandom I will use: Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss

Dear Bullies,
Do you remember that boy you laughed at because of his looks?
Committed suicide last night.
You know that boy you pushed over earlier?
He gets abused enough at home.
And that boy you teased for crying? 
His mother died.
You know that man you made fun of for having scars?
He fought for our country.
That man you stole the little leather pouch off of? 
He was homeless.
And everybody else you've been mean to?
You've either hurt them really bad or ruined their life.
Post this on your profile if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but if you're that 1% with time and a heart, then show it.
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⊂ヽ 
　 ＼＼ Λ＿Λ  This is Memecat. Help
　　 ＼( 'ㅅ' )   memecat take over
　　　          ⌒ヽ   wattpad by putting him
　　　/ 　 へ  ＼   in your description
　　 /　　/　＼＼   or he will never
　　 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽつ  be a meme
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　 /　/| 
　(　(ヽ 
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　| 丿 ＼ ⌒) 
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⊂ヽ   ⊂ヽ
They say JOKES
we say PUNS 
They say RESTART
we say RESET
They say PIZZA
we say SPAGHETTI
They say GET REKT
we say GET DUNKED ON
They say STAHP OR IMMA TELL
we say DO YOU WANNA HAVE A BAD TIME? 
They say CAKE
we say BUTTERSCOTCH CINNAMON PIE
They say SKELETONS
we say SANS AND PAPYRUS
They say TAYLOR SWIFT
we say METTATON
They say DONT HURT YOURSELF OR ANYBODY
we say IN THIS WORLD ITS KILL OR BE KILLED