Yoo-hoo, ladies and sirs!

I, Beatrice, am very pleased to meet whoever it is I am meeting to talk about myself.

'Nice to meet you!' ✌✌

Firstly, I am a secret princess of England and in order to hide from my pursuers, I am living peacefully in my uncle's basement. I consider it my prized land, so don't open your mouth... Secondly, I am an easygoing person, but I can also be a lazy good for nothing bimbo that likes to munch on her pen for unclear reasons.

Yeah and lastly, I still can't find a job... so my current hobby is ACCIDENTALLY pinching my niece's huge derrière in jealousy. 

Well--- now, you know more about me and I hope I can find out about you. Just PM me or if you suddenly catch my contagious lazy-bimbo disease, start up a conversation and if I am my normal self, I will surely respond :) 
 

Ta-ta, sirs and ladies! It sure was a fun one-sided conversation!