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If you read my comments to the smuts I read, I just want you to know that I like to read them as a joke, i'm a lesbian

ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ꜱᴏɴɢ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ:
          ᴀᴘᴏᴄᴀʟʏᴘꜱᴇ-  ᴄɪɢᴀʀᴇᴛᴛᴇꜱ ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ꜱᴇx
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ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ꜱᴏɴɢ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ: ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴍʏ ᴍᴏᴍ -ɢʀʟᴡᴏᴏᴅ
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I like a girl, she's funny, cute, curvy body but a little chubby just how I like it, cute brown eyes and curly hair I can mess with, soft skin everytime I cuddle with her she's just so soft and warm, NEVER mean, always knows what to say, did I mention cute? Nah I don't think I did but she's a total cutie if I've ever seen one, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, helps me with my problem's, great at art, every inch of her is ✨ Perfect ✨ even when she thinks it's not... I just love her so fucking much but I can't date her....... Why you ask? 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Bc I already am BITCH!!!! 

The last text that you and @Shy_person9764 both sent me was exactly "Mhm" | Soulmate culture |

Nothing is more romantic than getting your period the same time as you're girlfriend 

I read everything and I need to get holy water real quick...

Although I'm masculine and a stud, I LOVE being called baby by my girlfriend. She's the only one I'll ever allow to call me that! 

My girlfriend is literally the cutest thing in this planet. Here are some of my personal favorites. 
          
           Every time she wants o kiss she has to tip toe because she's so short, but even when she is tip toeing she still doesn't reach so I have to pick her up by the ass so she can kiss me Lmao
          
          She gets scared easily so every time I hug her room behind and grab her waist she jumps or when I just kiss her neck out of the random. It's so adorable
          
          Since she's so short she's also really tiny. When I hold her hand it feels like I'm holding a 8 year olds hand. When I grab her by the waist, it's so tiny! Everytime she kisses my neck, it's just small little bites.  But she's really big in the ass, thighs, and boobs so although she's tiny she thick! 
          
          Her cute little personality, she's so positive and sweet to everyone who passes by her. She gets so shy and flustered around me it's adorable. I must protect my little cutie with mi vida!!!!! (My life) 
          
          Sometimes she tries to top me in bed but she fails 
          
          Her cuddles are just- AMAZING BRO JUST AMAZING IDFK HOW SHE DOES IT!!! 
          
          
          Her cute little voice when she calls me baby my mind and heart just goes BOOOOOMMMM!!!!! 
          
          Her cute curly hair I can just play with forever! 
          
          
          I'm sure I missed a lot but that's the most of them 

I got in a fight! Let's fucking gooooo! Let me explain...
          So my girlfriend is curvy right and when I saw curvy I mean curvy~ anyways we go to the same gym class and so we had to go change into the gym clothes in the locker right. We have lots of ✨fruity✨ girls in my class so when my girlfriend was changing, they were all checking her out. She was changing into her gym shorts and they were all staring at her ass. Here's were I come in, I was already fucking mad as it is, first I told them "Hey stop fucking staring at my girlfriend bitch!" They stopped and then one minute later when she was shirtless only with her bra on they were staring at her breast. I fucking snapped bro I was like "DID YOU NOT HERE ME THE FIRST TIME?! STOP STARING AT MY GIRLFRIEND!" And then one of the girls who were staring at her punched me. I was full on mad now so I punched her back. Then everyone started cheering "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" then I got a black eye and knocked out. My vision was very blurry but I saw my girlfriend ran to me still in a bra remind you and she started panicking. I ended up at the nurses office and then the principals office. They called my dad's and they were like "The fuck?!" At least they won't stare at my girlfriend again