Je veux mourir

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Some stuff about me ;)
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- Judge Gregory I'll throw my desk that has stab wounds at you.

- Gregory is long

- Gregory is white

- Gregory has good looking nails IN him

- Gregory isn't physically and mentally stable.

- I built Gregory

- Gregory is a ladder

- Gregory lives in my room

- Don't touch my desk fan Julian, he will electrocute you

- Why are you still reading my poor excuse of comedy?

- Do you trust me?

- Not many people trust me

- They find my fedora suspicious

- Click the website link for something wholesome

- I don't think you trust me though

- I like Dnf and SkepHalo but I read it for the lols xD

- AHHHH CRAP MY MURDEROUS FAN TRIED TO KILL ME AGAIN

- Uh oh Gregory is looking kinda thick rn

- oh ʸᵉᵃʰ oh wooo weee oh ʸᵉᵃʰ uh oh ʸᵉᵃʰ yes ohhh wee oo wow eeeee

- Bubble rap is fun 

- I killed a spider once and got its dead body on my pillow 

- I cleaned my pillow and now it still, 3 years later, still smells like spider spray

- I'm scared of heights, spiders and high rollar coasters. Fast but low ones are fine but if it goes even slightly higher than usual THEN IMMA PASS OUT LMAO

- *Breathes in upside-down kangaroo person*

- If I see smut in a book that doesn't say it has smut, I become my alter ego ; Bagel Van (wo)Man give away free bagels! 🥯 

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