The Holy-anti Horny Elixcer

so um xiao xussy been sitting in the back of my mind not that I mind but help

Hi I'm sorry I'm just wondering like how did you find my acc and why are you following me, I haven't done anything or written anything 

Hey sorry to interrupt and advertise, but I would really appreciate if you decided to read my Karma x Nagisa book especially if you like angst (btw if you want to have me get rid of my ad just comment it)

I love your pfp! Stolas is better tho

Thanks for the follow! Take my follow too, and I like your pfp because I love Helluva boss :)

hello there! :D
          thank you so much for following me! im surprised you found my account because i don’t comment often XD. here, take my follow! ^^

You know what, Koikeshi, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other
          People, here, in the trailer park.
          Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're
          Good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe
          Watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick
          Back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer. They're good, fine people,
          Koikeshi. But they don't know ... what the queers are doing
          To the soil!
          You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers
          In the neighborhood. He's a foreign kid. Some of the neighbors
          Say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.
          Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl.
          Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never
          Ask for anything else as long as I live." So the guy
          Breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.
          Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
          The Wurster kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
          You looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
          I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
          The burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
          Think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?" Now Koikeshi, do you
          Think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are
          Doing to the soil?
          
          Now, Koikeshi, if you look at the soil around any large US city,
          There's a big undeground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa,
          For an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Koikeshi.
          You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government
          Says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on,
          Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens.
          They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to
          God.
          You know what, Koikeshi, I like you. You're not like the other
          People, here in this trailer park.

hi thanks for the follow

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Thanks for following me! Just wondering how did you find me? My book is not that good and I am still working on the third chapter so it’s not very long