KidcalledXenon

Happy Pride Month people! :D Be gay and be happy!️‍️‍️‍

KidcalledXenon

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The past few moths I've been on Ao3 instead of Wattpad and now that I cane back to read some fics... holy fuck my standards have gotten so high lmao
          
          Hermitcraft fics had much better quality than the Dreamnap I find here... gotta get back to figuring out the gods of the algorithm

KidcalledXenon

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Dear Dream fans. I don't know how the fuck do people think that Dream's eyes are on his chest like nipples. They're on his fucking arm, see the skin.

KidcalledXenon

Probably very unpoular opinion:
          Maple syrup is not as good as people give it credit for. It's tastes like maple wood dust drenched in sugar syrup. Honey is a lot better than it.
          
          Also, have you tasted the sap of a walnut tree? It's like a sugary walnut syrup... I do not recommend drinking it tho, idk much about it, it can be poisonous or something for all I know... I tasted it anyways. :/ If you cut of a branch of the tree in spring it comes out of the wound.

KidcalledXenon

@MyNameIzNutella You haven't tasted wood dust then, it's ok, but very dry and not something you'd wanna snack
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phiathezeroth

@KidcalledAiden wow that sounds disgusting I'm glad we don't eat maple syrup here in Poland, it's the one good thing about this shitty country 
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KidcalledXenon

@MyNameIzNutella It doesn't have the texture of maple wood dust, but it tastes like maple wood dust flavoured sugar syrup.
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KidcalledXenon

Have you ever felt like that you just can't communicate and decide to procrastinate answering to a comment, but then when you finally feel like doing it, it has been like 5 days and you you don't want to come out as a weirdo?

NotTomBoy

yup, all the time
            if anyone has advice pls tell me
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CoolKidKio

Oof yes I feel youuuu.
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KidcalledXenon

You heard of: 
          Gaydar
          Pan-Scan
          A-Ray
          Now get ready for:
          Bi-Spy

KidcalledXenon

You've heard of:
          Gaydar
          Pan-Scan
          Now get ready for:
          A-Ray!!!

KidcalledXenon

Fun Fact #2: Scents. Every human (and animals too I think, mostly mammals) have their own smell, produced by their body, and it's something that unconsciously attracts people who are sexually romantically or platonically attracted to that person. 
           This smell is not the same as sweat, sweat is mainly water, some salt and some proteins. If it doesn't dry, the bacteria that's living on your skin (Has nothing to do with whether you've showered, there are natural bacteria on your skin) digests it and makes a smelly chemical, what is not your scent.
          
          I've seen people write about couples liking eachother's smells, which is absolutely true and a real thing, but they always describe it as some scent we already know like lavender, vanilla, pine ect.
          But actually, people don't really smell like that, only if they use some sort of perfume.
          The English language doesn't have a way of describing unique scents, so sadly we cannot write them down accurately. But you can try to describe the effect of smelling stuff that has the others scent instead of describing the smell itself.
          Scents have a huge part in the Alpha/Beta/Omegaverse, and with hybrids, but here it’s more often that they consciously recognize it.
          
          This is another writing tip/fun fact, and even if I learned it from valid sources if you think it is different then share it :3

Wren_writes_stuff

@Newfoundland_Aiden it's kinda like how people release pheromones that attract people like them, like the gaydar
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