Kelsey Keating

Does anyone else hate the "about me" sections? I feel like I never know what to write.  Do I tell you about my writing, or do I talk about how I love television and cinema so much I can be lost for hours in the story?  Do I talk about my dog? He's a good dog.  Maybe I tell you about my love for the color green or how I nickname all of my crushes in order to keep them straight (yet secret) when discussing them with others.



Perhaps I should tell you about my amazingly adventurous, jet-setter lifestyle. By that, I mean the fact that I travel...sometimes. I try for it about once a year if not more. Managed four trips last year. 



I could talk about my love for carbs, but I think everyone loves carbs, even those who say they don't.



After all, when you ask "about me", you're trying to discover the person on the inside, but all I have room for here are the facts. Fact: Green is my favorite color. 

Fact: I hate chicken.

Fact: I can't stand to touch velvet.

Facts about me aren't me.

I'm bored now.

The end.



Oh yeah--check out my website. It's super awesome.