Keldeo the great

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Devil: out of the way little man you can't protect them forever
          
          Rayquail: get your foot off of me devil *he tried to remove devil's foot but we obviously knew that devil was way too strong for him*
          
          Devil: *he steps admit harder on ray chest* give it up little man or I will break your chest
          
          Rayquail: fuck you devil 
          
          Devil: *he kicks him off of the mountain* Hadesena lucifina get him
          
          SweetLife: devil don't you dare touch me
          
          Twilight: devil you know you're just going to get yourself in trouble with Keldeo right
          
          Devil: don't care 
          
          *But then they were interrupted by a loud sound of a hero coming to the rescue aka you*

Devil: *on the floor coughing up blood*
          
          Sniper: get up I said get up *he picks up devil and begins to punch him in the face and begins to break his already broken face* 
          
          Devil: sniper stop I'm already dead 
          
          Sniper: give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you after 15 years I thought you would have got it through your thick head but what you are doing is wrong why do you keep doing the things you do why do you have to be such a villain explain to me why
          
          Devil: because you a bitch and I'm not 
          
          Sniper: *gave him another deep three punches to the face* quit playing man I'm about to kill you
          
          Devil: suck my nuts nigga 
          
          Sniper: *continues to punch him in the face*
          
          You: *you have a choice you can either stop sniper and let devil go off with a warning and you know you just continue doing his normal villainous things or you could help sniper and kill devil which one*

You guys I think I broke my boyfriend earlier today me and him were chatting over the phone about his book and then this is where I asked him his broken question me and him were talking about one of the Pokemon in the book Zoroark and we were talking about how we were going to make her lucario's mate or not and then he brought it to my attention that Lucario buizel and Zoroark are meeting buddies and then I stop by asking damn is the pussy really that good and he said yeah and then this is where I asked him the broken question but is it worth dying for and you could not believe how long it took him to respond to that he took some real time to sit down and think about that I found that so funny he took him eight whole minutes to think about that eight whole minutes to think of the pussy it's worth dying for it took him eight whole minutes and once he finally respond he gave me a maybe and I just broke down laughing man he is so funny XD

Good morning everybody

Anybody want to roleplay

thank u for the follow

Thank chu for the follow all new followers get new puns...But hopefully that one send a joltik down your spine cause I can't raichu any new ones right now...Heh heh have a good one amiga!

Reshi: Thank you for the follow

@Mew2andMew 
          
          Keldeo: well that's very good and I'm very sorry for your parents