Keefelove

Fitz: hey Sophie wanna finish my sandwich? 
          	Sophie: uh, no thanks
          	Fitz: BUUuuuuT WE'rE COOOOOOgnaTEEEEsSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keefelove

I need advice on something. 
          How do you place a chicken in a stable relationship with a otherwise betrothed camel? 
          I really need to know. Like, soon. 

Keefelove

Now I know what to do when this happens to me. *thinks of some friends I have that are like betrothed camels and chickens* I know EXACTLY what to do. 
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Keefelove

@Uwu_Moonlark_Uwu thank you lol I needed that. 
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_bee_writes_

@Keefelove it's okay hahahaha, I get it XD
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Keefelove

Ok why is it not acceptable for books, poems, billboards, any type of advertising, etc. to use bad grammar, but for some reason using it in songs is just FINE?!?!!???? It drives me NUTS that you’re ALLOWED to use bad grammar there but NOWHERE ELSE. BECAUSE I THINK GRAMMAR IS IMPORTANT EVERYWHERE!!!! 
          I get poetic license, rhyming, etc, but like... would it KILL you to show some respect for the language you speak?! Really would it?! 
          
          
          Sorry for the rant. 

Keefelove

Please read this uwu, I need to spread this message. 
          If you agree and find this helpful, repost this on your own profile and tag whoever you saw post it first. 
          It’s just a story and it’s moral. It’s kind of a call to love, a little bit. 
          Long story short, I’ve been a total she-devil all day to my four year old sister, who, by the way, didn’t deserve it. Tonight, while we were eating out, I saw her write her name in her cute lopsided handwriting on her to go box. I literally started crying in the middle of the restaurant. I guess it was just because she was so innocent. I had no reason to be mad dr her at all. I hugged her and begged for her to forgive me. I’ll never forget what she did. She took my hand, looked up at me, and said “it’s okay!” And then started walking towards the car. I totally didn’t deserve that forgiveness, and she loved me so much she brushed it off like no big deal. 
          Of course I cried harder. 
          So if you take anything from this, I hope it’s don’t be like me, love your people, and FORGIVE them. Be just like her. Take their hand and walk them out. You have no idea how that feels. To be completely forgiven. So I beg you to do it for someone else. Tell them you love them and be there for them. 
          Ok, love you guys, I hope you found this helpful and/or inspiring.  
          I’m still crying tbh, but I’ll get over it. 
          <3

Keefelove

@pseudonymousElla yeah, my sister annoys me too. But they can’t help it, ya know? It’s sorta their job. I’m just happy she forgave me. 
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juniperjuly

@keefelove your sister sounds like the best. My brother is 3 years younger and he annoys me SO much and in the moment I’m always so mad and then I feel bad about it later...
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Keefelove

Who is everyone being for Halloween???
          I’m going to be Alice in Wonderland. I’m so psyched. My costumes awesome. I just need an apron... :/ 
          But I have everything else. 
          I love Halloween so much!!! 

Keefelove

As well I mean. 
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