Yuri

New Year's is just a holiday created by calendar companies who don't want you reusing last year's calendar.

Maybe, I'm just imagining things...

The silence is getting uncomfortable.

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Even toilet paper can be used to kill if you know my secret.

Hello, everyone!
          
          How's your day going?
          
          Found anything interesting to share?
          
          Let me know about your day!

5 second rule.

OH, I DROPPED IT!

OH, I DROPPED MY-
          
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          I drop me blueb-
          
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What did you mean when you responded to the question on my profile?