Kaiddance

Hey, there! I hope you’re doing well! I’m sorry that those at HQ are firing the real authors in favor of AI bots, but just know that I’m a genuine author, and I could care less about those at HQ now that I know they don’t genuinely care about my future as an author. And eff Amazon as well! I heard that, unless you are on the Audible Plus list for authors, you get paid even less than those on the Audible Plus list, which is why I’m not supporting the KDP program at all. I’m not wasting my time on KDP just to get paid even less than the authors on the Plus list. My sister posted that video on Facebook about Amazon and Audible being evil.

When I was an Ambassador, we couldn’t swear on our boards, and we had to always act a certain way. 
          
          Well, I’m no longer an ambassador and I have no fucks to give, so here goes:
          
          I do not give a rat’s ass about memes, graphic designs for comics, vampires, sexy stuff, or whatever the fuck all these bots and scammers post on my board. Don’t come to me with your services or scams. Don’t tell me I’m sexy. I don’t fucking care. 
          
          That is all. 

Hello @Kaiddance , you gotta see this meme, so funny: 
          https://sites.google.com/view/y35h34yh?q=905364

Hi everyone!
          
          Please do not be alarmed, but I am going to temporarily pull the Overlanders and Zombie Soap 3. OL only because I don't know when I'll post again; I'm running on fumes right now and I can easily spend up to 24 hours sleeping after several days of nonstop work and 4 hours of sleep in between. I'm pulling ZS so I can rework the plot. I'm not happy with the storyline at the moment and I don't want to force what isn't working. The stories will come back, but right now, I need to take a break for the sake of my mental and physical well-being.
          
          I appreciate you all.

Plzzzzzz update Zombie apocalypse 3... Something.. anything.. plzzzzz

It’s been a minute since I’ve personally posted anything, but I did recently update my poetry/prose book. 
          
          I’ve been considering love overall and childhood in particular last week when I thought about how so much seems brighter and more colorful when you’re younger. The world is bigger and more whimsical. But as time passes, time feels reflected in gold. 
          
          Anyway, if you’re bored or curious, feel free to check out my latest poem. 
          https://www.wattpad.com/1552928651?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=postToProfile&utm_content=share_reading&wp_page=reading&wp_uname=Kaiddance

@OwlieCat and I are back with our very long awaited and overdue bonus chapter for The Chronicles of Nir! 
          
          The votes for characters was tied, so we will leave that a surprise for you to check out. 
          
          Be on the lookout for Volume II next week! ❤️
          https://www.wattpad.com/1550678377?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=postToProfile&utm_content=share_reading&wp_page=reading&wp_uname=Kaiddance

Happy Saturday!
          
          I’ve been radio silent, and I truly do apologize. My job is strenuous and I need every hour of sleep I can get. 
          
          I celebrated turning forty two weeks ago, huzzah! I prefer to think I’m seasoned rather than over the hill because I’m still a strong ass bitch with schmexy muscles. 
          
          Question for my Zombie Soap readers:
          
          I’m going into Monica’s POV and purposely avoiding your fan favorite Taylor until later. Before Monica heads into Colorado, should I be nice (HELL NAH don’t expect that shit, I’m not nice; kittens are nice), have her run into zombies, or the people after her?
          
          Share your thoughts in the comments!

Today, I would like to do a writer’s lift. @wdhenning is one of my oldest Wattpad friends who has been supportive and offered feedback on my own work over the years. 
          
          For those into sci-fi and adventure, this is a story worth reading. There is a good blend of humor and authenticity to the main character while moving the story along at a good pace. 
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/394534031?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=postToProfile&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details&wp_uname=Kaiddance

Hey .. any news about zombie soap 3 ??
          Can we expect any chapters?