Just_Call_Me_Senpai-

I'm writing a Kyotani x Tanaka smut-shot and no one can stop me-

__Biscuits__

@Just_Call_Me_Senpai- 
          	  
          	  I mean who wants to stop you?
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-k0zum33

attention!
          
          you have been chosen to be showered with love, so enjoy! 
          
          now post this to everyone’s wall who you think deserves all the love in the world.
          
          if you get:
          
          1-2 back = you’re loved
          3-4 back = you’re popular 
          5-6 back = you’re the most lovable person out there
          9+ back = wow, i’m jelly
          
          don’t break this chain if you wanna break my heart
          
          ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡ 「kagsoncrack」

mah_tin

Hide ME!-

mah_tin

@Just_Call_Me_Senpai- 
            
            *smiles and tackle hugs him*
            
            WHOO
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softygf

You know what I realised just then Nishinoya is that one friend to hype you up and then get drunk and be confessing his love to you.

softygf

Yoooo I need to make a shipping book for all these ideas
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ennoSHITa-chikara

I have nothing to give you so take some incorrect quotes with Tanaka-
          ~~~
          
          Tanaka: You look nice, I want to kiss you.
          
          Ennoshita: What?
          
          Tanaka: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU.
          
          ~~~~~~
          
          Tanaka, seductively: Tell me you your wildest fantasy.
          
          Nishinoya: I'm on the Wheel of Fortune and I spin it so hard it lights on fire.
          
          Tanaka: No Noya, I meant like-
          
          Nishinoya: Everyone claps.
          
          ~~~~~~
          
          Narita: What state do you live in?
          
          Ennoshita: Constant anxiety.
          
          Kinoshita: Denial.
          
          Tanaka: Perfection.
          
          ~~~~~~
          
          Sugawara, teaching Tanaka how to drive: Okay, so you're driving and Tsukishima and Yamaguchi walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
          
          Tanaka: Oh, definitely Tsukishima.
          
          Sugawara, sighing: The brakes, angel. You hit the brakes.
          
          ~~~~~~
          
          -Ennoshita and Tanaka are about to be arrested-
          
          Ennoshita: Have you ever been handcuffed before?
          
          Tanaka: Sexually or by law enforcement?
          
          Ennoshita: . . .
          
          Tanaka: To be honest, I've been both.
          
          ~~~~~~
          
          Tanaka: Some people are like slinkies.
          
          Ennoshita: What?
          
          Tanaka: Not very useful but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
          
          Ennoshita: . . .
          
          Ennoshita: Please don't push Tsukishima down the stairs.
          
          Tanaka: Watch me.

ennoSHITa-chikara

Ennoshita: Your homework for tonight is to become SO good at counting. Don't let me down, please.
          
          Noya: 1
          
          Narita: 2
          
          Kinoshita: 3
          
          Hinata: 4
          
          Tanaka: W
          
          Ennoshita, biting back tears: You always screw everything up for me... I was patient with you at first because I thought you were just a stupid goddamn moron, but I can tell you get a sadistic pleasure for trying to put a stop to my personal progress.

Just_Call_Me_Senpai-

@ennoSHITa-chikara 
            
            Next time won't be fruitless-
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ennoSHITa-chikara

@Just_Call_Me_Senpai- 
            
            You did try-
            But you failed-
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