I have nothing to give you so take some incorrect quotes with Tanaka-
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Tanaka: You look nice, I want to kiss you.
Ennoshita: What?
Tanaka: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU.
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Tanaka, seductively: Tell me you your wildest fantasy.
Nishinoya: I'm on the Wheel of Fortune and I spin it so hard it lights on fire.
Tanaka: No Noya, I meant like-
Nishinoya: Everyone claps.
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Narita: What state do you live in?
Ennoshita: Constant anxiety.
Kinoshita: Denial.
Tanaka: Perfection.
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Sugawara, teaching Tanaka how to drive: Okay, so you're driving and Tsukishima and Yamaguchi walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Tanaka: Oh, definitely Tsukishima.
Sugawara, sighing: The brakes, angel. You hit the brakes.
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-Ennoshita and Tanaka are about to be arrested-
Ennoshita: Have you ever been handcuffed before?
Tanaka: Sexually or by law enforcement?
Ennoshita: . . .
Tanaka: To be honest, I've been both.
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Tanaka: Some people are like slinkies.
Ennoshita: What?
Tanaka: Not very useful but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
Ennoshita: . . .
Ennoshita: Please don't push Tsukishima down the stairs.
Tanaka: Watch me.