𝑫𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆-𝑫𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒅 𝑫𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒂𝒔𝒔...

Hey my sweet sugar rump, the sun to my moon, my pookie. I want to say something to you man

When someone tells you it’s NOT that deep, then for the love of God just read the room. Even Hyrule believes this:
          
          Midna: “The best part of an Oreo is the black part and not the frosting part. DEAL WITH IT.”
          
          Zelda: “Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin just ONE side.”
          
          Link: “… Yo Socrates, it’s a fucking COOKIE. No need for your mind to leave Earth over such trivial shit. Christ woman…”

… Oh what’s that? Hulk Hogan died, eh? 
          
          Shame, really. I’m not an 80’s baby so my experience with him is shallowly limited to the character he assumes. He was… a complicated man, one who many times could’ve made countless better decisions in how he lived his life.
          
          But hey, none of us are born perfect. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve gotta get back to bumping Steve Vai. Until next time.

Another star has burnt out, but his legend doesn’t fade. The batshit-insane face of Black Sabbath and pioneer of heavy metal himself, Ozzy Osbourne has died at 76. 
          
          Dawg why the fuck are so many big-name stars getting spawned killed lately? And this is just after his reunion tour with the boys some weeks prior. 

Sooo real talk there’s watermelon in my fridge anddd Royal Farms chicken my mother brought home that I had four pieces of (smaller ones)… alongside Cran-Grape juice. 
          
          Highkey this feels like I’m dropping massive hints at a racist joke… but am I better than that? Nah.

It feels moderately insulting that no one else posted about this, but here we go… it’s a sad day for the comic geek brotherhood.
          
          Jim Shooter, a former editor-in-chief at Marvel Comics and absolute icon for the industry, has passed at 73 years old to esophageal cancer.
          
          Most people born in this generation won’t understand how great of an impact his work left on the medium. I’ll put it like this; he’s the same dude who authored Secret Wars so without him? We never would’ve gotten Venom as a character.
          
          Jim was a figurehead of Marvel in the eighties who championed for creator’s rights. His breakout was at age 14, with his first-ever comic written for the Legion of Superheroes that got picked up by then-editor Mort Weisinger.
          
          Fly high sir, here’s hoping you get greeted by Stan Lee past the pearly gates.

Question of the day; You are given a Death Note, who is the first person you decide to use it on? 
          
          Because be as stubborn as they want, they aren’t outdoing the indomitable spirit of people wanting them fucking dead.
          
          Also off-topic, I want Zegion and Apito as familiars despite not having watched That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime.

Bread

The ACTUAL reason Char Aznable hates Amuro Ray, definitely not because the Earth Federation had his family killed:
          
          Char: “Everyone has Uno dipshit, it came free with your fucking Psycho-Frame!”
          
          Amuro: “III didn’t get it, have the oldest Psycho-Frame known to the Federation.”
          
          Char: “No you don’t, I leaked you the files day ONE you fucking Lahlah killer!”
          
          Amuro: “Well MINE didn’t have it!”
          
          Char: “You HAVE Uno, you fucking dumbass!”
          
          Amuro: “I DON’T have it you fucking idiot!”
          
          Char: “Yes you fucking do!”
          
          Amuro: “I DON’T FUCKING HAVE UNO, MOTHERFUCKER!!!”
          
          Char: “Go into the Mobile Suit menu, you can install it for free-“
          
          Amuro: “ I DON’T HAVE 2, I DON’T HAVE 3, I DON’T HAVE FUCKING 4, I DON’T HAVE 6, 8, 9, 10, ELEVEN FOR FUCKING UNO-“
          
          Char: “IT’S A CARD GAME THEY DON’T EVEN CHARGE YOU FOR IT, YOU DON’T KNOWNA GODDAMN THING-“
          
          AMURO: “I DON’T. HAVE. FUCKING. UNO!!!”
          
          Char: “Fuck!” *He finally ejects, as the Mobile Suit has taken too much damage from the Nu Gundam*
          
          

You funny as hell.