John the Dad (@John-The-Dad)'s conversations

Dec 10, 2019

hey john im bored hbu?-

Dec 05, 2019

Like Jesus, I have risen from the dead

@John-The-Dad hello father. jessica is waiting for u n ur kids are basically all dead.

Dec 06, 2019 • Reply

@John-The-Dad welcome back dad

Dec 05, 2019 • Reply

@John-The-Dad 
            ... y-You exist?
            FINALLY, TAKE ME.
            ( I'm sorry. )

Dec 05, 2019 • Reply

Nov 12, 2019

dad, where are you? i’m hungry. everyone is at the door begging to be adopted. my sisters and brothers and neithers are all hungry. please come back.

@stellxr- Oof

Dec 05, 2019 • Reply

Oct 17, 2019

Hey, welcome to the #exhusband club.

@John-The-Dad 
            Come on John, let's have a drinking race.

Dec 05, 2019 • Reply

 @dcdhat :(

Dec 05, 2019 • Reply

Oct 17, 2019

Can you be my new dad?

Sep 30, 2019

I slammed into a stair yesterday and almost d i e d, father.

@MintedMoth please don’t die smol bean

Oct 18, 2019 • Reply

Sep 30, 2019

Follow me on Instagram 
          john.the.dad1

@John-The-Dad done

Oct 24, 2019 • Reply

Sep 25, 2019

Lol

Sep 24, 2019

Please do not call me Daddy

@John-The-Dad  okay father

Sep 25, 2019 • Reply

@John-The-Dad Sorry not sorry, Daddy

Sep 24, 2019 • Reply

@John-The-Dad hi daddy

Sep 24, 2019 • Reply

Sep 24, 2019

Karen is a bitch #ew