Doot Doot, fuckers

Normalise asking orphans if their favourite Roblox game is Adopt Me

Wish me a happy birthday or your sphincter will be stabbed whenever you sit down

Murrd Chiseleder

Halo 4 is superior to Halo 5

If you’re TransMasc and you feel dysphoric about your genitals, just remember that it’s technically a man cave

Cause I’ll probably forget later
          Happy (early) new year

Merry Christmas. Also, I’m alive 

Remember how i said last online 8 years ago

You’ve heard of Panic At The Disco
          Now get ready for Crying At The Orgy

Scrappy Doo has been found dead in Miami: reports say that a man wearing a bomber jacket and a rubber chicken mask was last seen entering the apartment before scrappy doo was supposedly found dead, after more research it has been confirmed that scrappy doo does have ties with the Russian Mafia. The only detail left is that the man with the chicken mask beat scrappy to death with a baseball bat, and supposedly fled the scene in a 1985 DeLorean DMC-12. There is no further information as of this time. If you see anyone matching the description of the man with the chicken mask please report it to your nearest police station and call the police immediately.