Nelly:)

Do you promotе your books on Neobook ?

Suga:- I am gonna take you hong kong with my tongue technology 
          Me at first:- It such a nice lyric
          Me after knowing the meaning :- SURE WHY NOT OPPA I AM READY FOR YOU TO TAKE ME TO HONG KONG

I like new pfp so much and that pic is so addicting to me

Me entering the class with a boy at a same time
          My friends:- Dirty thoughts
          Me:- Idc along as he is not any korean

At this point i feel like i am such a useless bitch 
          I failed in my native language and in english

High-school k-dramas are always unique and the best  dramas of every time

If tell my friends that i have a korean friend now all will they do is laugh and make a fool out of me saying that impossible just like you meeting your bts

Me:- I want a house on moon with 10 floors
          God:- No, Thats impossible 
          Me:- Then give 7 bts boys
          God:- What was your first wish?

Teacher :- So we are gonna learn about south korea today... Korea is a-
          Le me :- It is a country where my husbands live , don't tell me anything ik everything

When teacher asks me to write week days name 
          me :- S- Sunday
                      M-Monday
                       T-Tuesday
                        W- What
                         Th- The
                         F- Fuck
                         S- Saturday