Jesus Christ

What's up, everybody? It's me, Jesus Christ. I've been here for a while, you all just didn't notice because you thought they killed me back in AD 30. Yeah, so... That guy was apparently just my doppelganger. He was impersonating me. Honestly, it's a real shame he died. I never knew the guy, but I don't think his crimes deserved punishment of death. I feel bad for him. Regardless, I don't know why you all think I COULD even die. Seriously, I don't think you guys know this, but my Dad is God and he's basically immortal. Since I'm his son the gene rubbed off on me, so that's lit.

Anyway, I recently found this app. It's definitely one of the stranger ones I've seen with all the fanfictions, but hey, I don't judge. As long as nobody is hurting themselves or others, I don't care. Speaking of, there is a lot of gay ones. I've heard a lot of you saying that I and my Dad are against gays? Pfft. Since when? When the Bible was made in Greek, the phrase "Man shall not sleep with man" translates to "Man shall not sleep with boy". It was referring to pedophilia. Some of you got it all wrong. We don't care what gender your partner is. It's chill. Love is love, my dudes. 🌈  🏳️‍🌈

Just because I'm God's son doesn't mean I'm a narcissist. I'm actually a pretty laid back guy. I am an extrovert, so I love hanging out with people and attending parties. I'm loving, positive, funny, appreciative, thoughtful, friendly, and pretty helpful. ( If you need help or advice, feel free to PM me. ) I love kids, people in general, animals, nature, colors, art, music, food, basically everything. Also, DOGS. Dogs are AMAZING. I have to hand it to you all, they are definitely one of human's evolution successes. There are so many unique breeds and they're all adorable. I have a corgi named Ella. She's in my background! :)

"Just because I've been alive for thousands of years that doesn't mean I have all the answers. Ask Google."

"Stop telling everyone I'm dead!"