Why do I feel like I'm writing a resume?

Favorite Joke of all time
What do you call a mean thief walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
(((This joke had me dying--I can't even read it without slightly smiling)))

Favorite Shows
+Miraculous Ladybug
+Star vs. the Forces of Evil
+Stranger Things
+On My Block
+Parks and Rec

Favorite-movie-of-all-time-forever-and-ever
+Spider Man into the Spiderverse

Favorite Books for Eternity
+Crooked Kingdom
+Strange the Dreamer

If this was a resume, you can't say I wouldn't get hired, though. Lol that sounds so narcissistic. But mostly true.
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  • JoinedAugust 3, 2018



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