Jeffrey Woods

Go to sleep my Creepehpastas......
My Baby Boy: @SkullsGhost
Height: 5.4
Pounds: 97
Age: Find out
Sexuality: Straight
Line: "Go.To.Sleep!"
"We need more people like you." 
madxr0 
"A deep man believes that the evil eye can whither, that the heart's blessing can heal, and that love can overcome all odds." 
Ralph Emerson 
"It all starts with goodbye." 
Crystal55 
"He who says he can't and he who says he can are both usually right." 
Confucius 
"If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I'm about to do today?" 
Steve Jobs 
"There's this thing called "time". We constantly check it, we constantly fear of running out of time." 
Unknown 
"If you are absent during my struggle don't expect to be present during my success." - Will Smith
Δ JeffTeKiller(Andy) Δ 
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Never trust an atom. They make up everything. 
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. 
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I don't insult people, I accurately describe them. 
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If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball. 
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I'd be unstoppable if not for law enforcement & physics
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If people could read my mind, I'd get punched a lot. 
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To do list: 
1. Buy a sword. 
2. Name the sword, "Kindness." 
3. Kill people with Kindness. 

Video-games ruined my life, 
Good thing I have three left!
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