Hey! My name is Jack Daniels.
In the USA or the United States of Assholes.
I am in the deepest darkest existential crisis ever, no lie.
I need someone to help me, be my Phil, be my Casper, be my Chris, please.
I have insomnia, anxiety, low self esteem I am bipolar, claustrophobic,,
depressed, but hide it all with a smile
There is this guy, he is kinda great, but I have no chance.
I am a single Pringle.
My best friend is Thalia Rosas, love her like a sister, and she is what you get when you let me shape you however I want.
Music: ATL, SWS, PTV, MCR, BMTH, P!ATD, FOB,TØP,ADTR, GET, SCARED, Lana, Kimbra, etc
YOUTUBE: danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, ThatcherJoe, Casper Lee, KickthePJ, Pewdiepie,CrabStickz, Charlieissocoollike, Connor Franta, Theglobalginger,
Sorry don't expect to much from, awkward, stupid, loud, little ole me.
I am major Tumblr trash, I speak fluently in dank meme's, stupid puns,and Sarcasm.
I am the trashiest piece of Phan trash you will ever find.
I am in America, but I talk like I live in the UK (not accent but the words I use)
I am leaving, going away, never coming back, Care to join? London, Australia, Canada, Anywhere in China, anywhere out of the US of A.
WHOVIAN ALL THE FUCKING WAY!!!
HARRY POTTER IS LIFE SUCK IT TWILIGHT!!!!
AND DON'T YOU DARE DOWN ON ANY OF MUH INTERESTS I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP, KEEP YOU DANK ASS COMMENTS TO YOSELF IF THEY ARE NOT NICE!!!

Byeeeeeeee! Have fun, and stay on the dark side.
  • JoinedOctober 14, 2015



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