So during my recent prostate exam I had an epiphany. The doctors big fingers gently tickling my asshole like a chicken using its feathers to estimulate a farmers balls for a blowjob in hopes of not becoming the next christmas dinner made me realize something that changed my life forever. Connecting the dots that brought my to this conclusion was like finally completing the jigsaw puzzle of the biggest Danny Devito portrait known to man, it was so thrilling. Not turning on the camera right after I came to that realization might be my biggest sin and I sincerely hope that whatever god is who's watching us may forgive for such a despicable action.
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