Quote of the month or possibly forever if I forget to change it, "I am a government man, come from the government. The government has sent me."

I wanna take over something. Anything, really. FOLLOW ME! Why? Because you have nothing better to do with your life! I'm desperate for something to look forward to.

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Past me was really violent and demanding. I still am. 

I'm dead and have nothing but they/them pronouns