Lenin The Pickle

Hello fine beings of Wattpad! It's Lenin the pickle. I hear you saying to yourself ''how can a pickle use a computer?'' Well, that's a whole other story...
ANYWAY, here are some of my interests!
- Russia
- Politics
- Communism
- Death.
That's all! ^^
I am a very friendly pickle once you get to know me, and I love meeting new people! You can see me in my profile picture hanging out with some of my pickle buddies. (I'm the one outside of the jar.. I'm a rebel..) They really are great guys! Very talkative as well. Life as a pickle is great! You get to see the world as you have never seen it before, and meet some very interesting people! (even if they do try to devour you... -le shudder-)
In case you haven't figured out already, I am a Russian pickle. A rare type of Russian pickle to be exact. I support communism, communism is fun! 
I have talked alot, haven't I? Well, I am a very talkative pickle. 
-le phone rings-
Looks like I have to go now! My pickle buddy Stalin is calling to ask me if I want to go to the park with him... I'm not entirely sure how that is going to work because I am immobile... Anyway, I will leave you now to go back to your miserable lives! Kolkolkol~ ^J^
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