Xavier, Charlie, Damon, Lucas, Timothy, The Sexy Beast

Rawr. I am a 14 year old magical purple unicorn.

Yes I still exist.

No. I do not do autographs..........

My name is Charlie. Or Damon. I can never remember.....

Some interesting factoids about moi:

Je parle le français. Bonjour mon petit escargot! J'adore la poubelle!!!!! (Kudos to you if you can translate that...)

I write (very bad) poetry. Read it..... If you dare...... Mwahahahahahhahahahahaa

Note: my poems are NOT about me!!!!

I listen to music, (no duhhh....) including(in no particular order) : One Direction, Taylor Swift, Secondhand Serenade, Maroon 5, The Cab, Cobra Starship, Black Veil Brides, All Time Low, Sleeping with Sirens, t.A.T.u, Peirce the Veil and Simple Plan.

I play the drums in my dreams. Yes, even magical purple unicorns dream. Get over it.

If you have read all the way down here, which is not that far actually, you can now consider yourself a level one stalker. Congratuwelldone!!

I'm very random. Like, seriously. I am. Stawpp laffinnnn at meeeeeeeee...... Meow.

I can't draw. At all.

I don't like swimming in the ocean.

My favorite colors are blurple and grink.

Ribbit.

I play volleyball. I am ah-mah-zhing at it! Ahahaha I kid, I kid. Or am I? Dun dun dunnnnn

I randomly speak and type in a British accent like a b0$$ :3

I love taking pictures. It's so fun! :D

Chocolate is the life man. 

If you have read alllllllllll the way down here, you can now consider yourself a level two stalker. Here are some carrots for you.
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Okay, now your obsession over me is starting to worry me.

I shall end my interesting factoids now.