Uhhh don't tell me.. I know this one..

Ehh alright lets get straight to the point, shall we? So lets see... Anyone who follows is deemed eternally thanked. I am a person who cares very little for the world of which society has taken and warped. I am a person who is highly trained in the art of sarcasm and I use it skillfully. My attention span is shorter than a squirrel's. I am not a fan of "text talk" and I especially hate the word YOLO. I'm not a very enthusiastic person. I am incredibly stubborn and incredibly logical. I am well known for my OCD and insamniac-ness. And most of my work is done at night.

Oh man.. This getting long.. Ok.. Uhm.. Last thing. Probably.

I. Am. A. Person. Of. Rules.

If you follow these rules, you will live. Which unless you actually know me, you will not need to know any of this, but who cares. *In mocking tone* YOLO right? 
•If I glare at you, stop talking 
•Just don't argue with me, ok? I will win
•And most importantly, do not, under any circumstances, EVER write on my paper. You might just lose both your hands



Now. I don't care who reads this, and I don't care what you think about it. I will ALWAYS be me. Get over it.