Walks into Wattpad like...
NEO HOY MENOY NOY!
Okay, let's get this party started!
I am 14.
(I was released from the womb of my creator... August 7th)
I'm strange.
I lik- no I LOVE food...
Any type I'll eat it.
No questions.
No hesitation.
Gotta eat the booty like groceries
Unless it's from a stranger... (but I won't reject before thinking very hard about my decision...)
If anything is free... It's for me.
And no I don't gaf that I sound cheap... Why the hell would you spend money when you could save it?
Hehe... Mr. Krabs
That greedy son of a bit-
I'll just save that for later...
*2 hours later* ⌚
BITCH! *constipated rage face*
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I love spongebob...
I'm ugly and I'm proud.
I'm not even kidding... I'm like butt ugly guys...
Seriously... I think I was hit with the ugly stick several times as a young doodle.
Moving on...
*moves so far gets hit by train*
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*still lives*
NEO HOY MENOY NOY HOY
Translation:
BECAUSE I'M FUCKING FABULOUS BITCHES!
*grabs magic pencil* ✏
*Gives autographs to fake fans*
Ee shla haba blaba
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This is the end.
JUST KIDDING!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*catches breath*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*laughter continues*
....
*chokes on laughter*
*dies*
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*At funeral*
Patrick: Goodbye evil Doodle!
Spongebob: No, no he was not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose.
Due to the death of our beloved Doodlebob, we ask you to send a prayer and thanks for the life of Doodlebob. Today, we shall not grieve over the death of this once, day-brightening creature, but celebrate the life of this amazing being who once roamed these ocean waters.
Thank you, and good bye!
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