Illustrious Inker 📝📚

Do you know what I'm doing right now? I'm staring my laptop screen, chewing my pen, and asking myself for the 100th time: What do I write in my profile bio?
Don't get me wrong. I just can't get this right. So, I am going to give the same old boring introduction (＞︿＜) 
Hi! I'm a high-schooler. I have been writing since I was 10 (although I will write I have been writing since I was 3, just to show off)
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I'm the most influential writer and poet here. (Just kidding. I have started posting my work online since this lockdown. Sounds relatable? ✍✍✍)

Hang on for a second. This is just toooo boring. Let me be a bit more honest. Here's my story for the history books (◔◡◔):
Welcome to my wacky world of witty and wonderful writes, buddy! I spend my life in my own home's attic, doing what I like most: staring at empty text documents and never finishing anything. My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner topped with a chocolate dessert. Lately, I am recovering from my chocolate addiction. (◑﹏◐)
I'm mostly confident in writing comedic stories (my level of comedy is better than what is currently being shown in this post, you'll just have to trust me on that one.)
I might not be where I want to be yet, but I get closer every day. =)
Follow Me To Greatness. (✿◠‿◠)
You can also find me on: https://allpoetry.com/Illustrious_Inker