Psst... you see that sexy Follow button right above? Go touch it's butt. I dare you... :) 

I am a shallow, conceited, arrogant prick. I can also be the most sincere, thoughtful, gentleman you meet. I believe life is all about taking chances and meeting new people, experiencing new things, and having your perceptions altered. People think they have a "type." People think I have a "type." I prefer not to categorize people.

Personally, I like to go out to museums, parks, restaurants, malls, etc. I like to have a good time wherever I am and I love to laugh and make others laugh. In my time alone, I do what every teenage boy does... make a fucking soufflé at 1:30 in the morning . I love to cook at home, kick back in my robe and watch movies with a spicy cigar or smooth scotch...or both (just kiddin' the cops would be on my ass for that). I do give foot rubs if I like you. Please don't ask for one if your toes have any resemblance to a lizard... I've seen that Spider-Man movie enough times to know where that's going.

If you're the type who just looks at pictures to decide who you will talk to, that's great; I can be just as one-dimensional as you. If you actually read profiles that's cool, too; I love conversation.

Please don't waste my time if you're still "figuring out what you want" or any of that BS. You need to know you want me and be up front if you don't. I don't respond to games. I'm mature enough to walk away and I hope you are, too.

I love music of all sorts. I'll get down with whatever's good. I've got my tastes but I'm not a snob. I like One Direction as much as I do Sinatra, however I hate Johnny Cash

My two favorite movies are...
1. Robocop
2. The Adventures of Milo & Otis

If you don't need a drunken night of karaoke to loosen up and you can watch some Merlin with me, then we might get along.

I've begun to notice that this isn't a dating website... carry on...

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  • JoinedMay 31, 2014