Voldy

My lord if you are to see this…you must know I bow down to you 

Hello my lord 

My lord, How was your experience in our Malfoy manor?

Sorry to ask my lord, but where tf is your nose?

Why does this sound wrong tho 
          
          Or was it meant wrong 

My lord can I be recruited as your faithful servant.

@I_WhoMustNotBeNamed 
          My Lord, I totally did not expect you to have a reading list completely dedicated to AND labelled 'Hermione'.
          Going soft and catching feelings for the muggleborn, are we?
          Also, I didn't expect you to have a crush on Newt Scamander. Good luck wooing him; must be hard being nose-less and bald.
          Just kidding , lol.

Where is your nose-

woah,I can't believe Lord Voldemort is using Wattpad App just to recruit new loyal death eaters HAHHAHAHA--stupefy!

I FREAKING LOVE THIS... Also if you’re recruiting Death Eaters I’d be happy to become one...