Claude Faustus

Claude is a fashionable trash can

Quite the profile picture you have there Claude

It me, I exist again

Everybody, I know you all are shocked that this account has crawled its way out of the black hole the Admin been living under. I wanted to say, is that you all should follow @Sebastiankun because they are more loyal to wattpad than me and there been some awful rumors going around about her and it isn't fair due to the fact that they are not true. Besides she is bae. 

Hi Claude

Claude >*< come here

People generally question why I'm afraid of women. 
          Female spiders eat their mates. I found out about real young and so I came to the realization that I value my life so I stayed away from them. Also do to the fact that females can hide anything in their bras/cleavage concerns me. I mean have you seen what Hannah can hide within her dress? I fear that void. 

(I log back on in years and my message box is over flowing! Aww you guys actually care~
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Mythology God....? I don't think me being 6'1 makes me a Mythology God.....

once I was on omegle and a guy though he had his volume down so I could hear him but he said "damn she has big jugs" and I was like -.- srly died I can hear you and then he was like shit and left I was laughing so hard