SurrealistDreamer

Greetings.
          My baby received your smooches. He enjoyed the attention he was receiving. :D I am teaching him to set his own boundaries and just yesterday he refused to be picked up by his father and my darling husband accepted it with a smile. I am a very proud mother and I am absolutely convinced that my husband also is. We do not force ourselves in his personal space, unless we need to bathe and change his clothes. He strongly dislikes being bathed. I am usually the one who succeeds in bribing him to allows us to wash his little body. My jester of a husband even suggested we build an artificial swamp in our bathroom, to make our little Shrek feel more like he is at home, since he loves staying dirty. He might be onto something. ^~^

Humda_

@SurrealistDreamer 
            This is the cutest thing I've read today! And maybe the swamp idea isn’t half bad… baby Shrek would definitely approve!!! 
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SardonicBeauty

WHERE ARE MY GIFTS HUMDA, I DEMAND THOSE PICS FOR MY BIRTHDAY. WHY HAVEN'T I GOT THEM? 
          
          No titty therapy for me? ):

Humda_

@SardonicBeauty 
            I almost had a meltdown over forgetting your birthday, and I was about to act dramatic, lol. I don’t miss birthdays of people who I hold dear but I did and it's just a bummer. but, that last part had me feeling mushy. You're unbelievably sweet and I feel honored to be your friend. Happy belated birthday, my favorite snitch. I’m so sorry I missed it. Here, you can have my left titty. *Plugs the titty out* 
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SardonicBeauty

@Humda_ OH MY GOD MY LOVE, It's okayyy >_> It happens, I was just joking here, well no, I would like the pic ^_^ 
            
            And hush, you being my friend is the best gift I have received, so I need you. MUAH
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Humda_

@SardonicBeauty 
            STFU, I just double checked your wall and saw lulunay's message. I MISSED YOUR BIRTHDAY, BROOOOO!! I screwed up. Killlll meeeee. 
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SurrealistDreamer

Greetings.
          
          I just wanted to show my gratitude for recommending me the 'Inside the Beast's Castle' book. I have just finished reading it and I absolutely loved it. Thank you so much for directing me to this story. 
          Have a blessed Sunday, my Lady. *heart emoji* 

Humda_

@SurrealistDreamer 
            So happy you liked it! You’re more than welcome to ask for more recs anytime. Hope your day’s treating you well too. 
            
            Give your baby boy sweet smooches from my side. He must be keeping you up on your toes :)  
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lulunay13

Heard you were sick so here you go: 
          
          * hands you some hot cawfee and a bunch of Snickers*. 
          
          ~ get well soon~

lulunay13

@Humda_ no problem at all. Enjoy it! ~besitos~
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Humda_

@lulunay13 
            OMG, I saw this after posting my comment on Oli's wall. Lmao, I love youuuuu. *Muaaah* 
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TheSilentLeaf

Broooo!!!
          Someone said "He is a 10 but dissappears everytime you recite Ayat ul Kursi" ☠️

TheSilentLeaf

@Humda_ 
            Jinn version of pepper spray
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Humda_

@TheSilentLeaf 
            Is this a sign that I should keep a ruqyah spray gun for safety?? 
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lulunay13

Today I ate some Mexican burrito and let me tell you THAT WAS FREAKING DELICIOUS✨✨✨
          
          My mouth is watering just thinking about it, lmaoo. 

Humda_

@lulunay13 
            Try searching them online near the place you live, who knows you might find them. This is how I search nearby eating spots mostly :) 
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lulunay13

@Humda_ no i have never tried tacos and i want to try them so bad. But the problem is that i haven't found a place to eat them yet. 
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Humda_

@lulunay13 
            GURL, I LOVE THOSE THICC & JUICY BURRITOS. I legit love them in every single version, whether it's a proper Mexican one or the saudi one (which is basically a shawarma tbh). You have to try the tacos too if you haven't already. They're bomb. 
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