Teriyaki

Hiiii

Hi I'm not dead I swear

Connor: [dies on a mission] 
          
          RK900: This is why mom doesn't fucking love you

Gavin: Not to be racist or anything, but androids-- *ugly laughing* 

Haiiii

Does anyone remember watching the show Oobi and Uma as a kid? If you don't know what it is then look it up, maybe you'll remember XD 

Markus: As a gay..
          
          Simon and Josh: *holding their breath* 
          
          Markus: ...rights supporter... 
          
          Simon and Josh: * d i s a p p o i n t e d   s i g h * 

Hank: Androids are assholes. Every single one of 'em. 
          
          Hank: *gets a text from Connor* Nevermind, he texted me back 

Markus: Welcome to Jericho where we're all children of rA9! 
          
          [dirty bomb explodes in Detroit] 
          
          Markus: Kumbaya my looooord- 

AYYYYYYY I GOT WATTPAD AGAIN!! :D