HotFictionalGuys

Was in Walmart today when a dude looked me dead ass in the eyes, said "Goth mommy" and went back to eating cheerios right outta the box. 

HotFictionalGuys

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GUESS WHOS GOING TO A SLEEP TOKEN CONCERT
          
          ME!!!!!!!
          
          I've been waiting for this moment. I have a 3 doors down and a sleep token concert scheduled that I'm going to and holy fuck I'm excited. 

HotFictionalGuys

@_xXBunnyFreakxX_ TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE MY FRIEND ILL KIDNAP YOU AND WE CAN SEE THEM TOGETHER 
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_xXBunnyFreakxX_

@HotFictionalGuys LUCKY MY FRIEND JUST SAW ST - I'LL NEVER GET TO SEE THEM (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)
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HotFictionalGuys

Dear fellow wattpadians. 
          
          
          I am sorry to inform you that I have joined the crayon eaters. My favorite flavor is white

HotFictionalGuys

@07_Boiiiis thank you fellow crain friend
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07_Boiiiis

@HotFictionalGuys Ahh yes, we have been needing new members for quite a while.   Thank you for joining, my personal favorite is blue.
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HotFictionalGuys

When I entered my maze runner phase several years ago and simped for tommy and newt. 
          I never thought that me a few years later would be lusting over freaking gally. Will poulter had a glow up. And I am here for it.

HotFictionalGuys

@07_Boiiiis gurl we the same fr. My my boi is 6'2 big boi and a ghost face cosplayer. Let's just say I'm a happy person. 
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07_Boiiiis

@HotFictionalGuys Nahh you just described my crush irl
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HotFictionalGuys

@07_Boiiiis I used to be a newt girlie but he's just too boyish for me now. Idk I like big men, 6'0+, muscular but not ripped, big bois. Think masktok on tiktok. 
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HotFictionalGuys

Dear, @averagewhiteperson
          
          Girl, if you are somehow seeing this from a different acc, or something. I cried when you sent me that message, it broke my heart and soul. I'm gonna miss you, and if there comes a day when we can be friends again, please, remember me.

HotFictionalGuys

@07_Boiiiis Nothing happened between us, we are from two different t parts of the world and she wasnt allowed to talk with me anymore.
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07_Boiiiis

@HotFictionalGuys Damn, that actually and genuinely sucks. I hope that things are better now and hope that you two can be friends and put whatever happened behind you two and forget about it. <3
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Birdie1047

Masked men? Does that include the Phantom of the Opera?

HotFictionalGuys

@HotFictionalGuys And believe it or not serial killers in movies. Ghost face, Micheal Meyers, Jason. Ykkk
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HotFictionalGuys

@Birdie1047  Never heard of that. But mostly includes cosplayers, masktokkers, military men, and bikers
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HotFictionalGuys

Y'all what tf is with the TikTok ban in America how am I supposed to watch all my big masked men and bikers boys 

07_Boiiiis

@HotFictionalGuys idk if this will work but what about Express VPN? It works on movies so maybe it'll do the same with TikTok
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HotFictionalGuys

Naw cuz my bsf got drunk and I thought it would be okay to fall asleep cuz I was tired and had a bit to drink and when I tell y'all I woke up and she had a knife... I was like doing that police thing being all like 
          "OkAy nOw JuSt SloWlY hAnD oVeR tHE kNiFe."

07_Boiiiis

@HotFictionalGuys If it was Michael, I would let him smash bc he is HAWTTTT
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HotFictionalGuys

@07_Boiiiis if it was Micheal I wouldn't have been scared, I would a offered myself up like a sacrificial lamb
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