FakeNoodle

@Horizon_Noodles0808
          Ketchup Water.
          Send this to 3 other people or you will be forced to drink a gallon of ketchup water

I made a cover for my book. It’s nowhere near as good as yours, but I’m happy with it.

Hey so Horizon Noodle, despite the fact that A Shock to the Heart is very clearly a shitpost, it’s cover is excellent. Could you help direct me to someone to make a book cover for me? My book, Wandwork only has sixteen total reads, and that shitty cover I made for it that took like two minutes isn’t doing it any good....

Y'all ever seen a ferret playing in a ballpit?
          
          Best thing you'll ever see, I swear.

Now don't get me wrong folks, I love my dogs...
          
          
          Yeah, that's it. I just love my dogs.
          
          
          
          
          I have an old blue heeler and a baby corgi.
          
          They are both adorable.
          
          Flerpy derpies, as I sometimes call them.
          Along with boofle schnoots, weetle woots, dooper poopers...
          
          And my favorite nickname for the baby corgi? 
          
          Bitey potato.
          
          Anyways, tell me about your pets people.

(Duke Nukem voice)
          
          Babe.
          
          I shit myself.

I have changed my username to avoid people I know personally finding my account. 

Oh yeah, and one last very important announcement:
          
          Someone tried to dox me.
          
          That was an experience.
          
          Keyword being TRIED.
          
          They failed miserably, but it's the thought that counts.

I also have two projects I have in the works, but now I can only work on one at a time, so you all must make a choice. Continue my own project, including reworking basically the ENTIRE story, or work on the project I was working on with someone else who for unknown reasons will no longer respond to me and use a rough draft they once gave me for the story outline?
          
          My project or the partner project?
          
          I need to know. In the mean time, I'm going to work on both. But they will be having slow progress until one is prioritized.

I have been mostly inactive for a while because I needed a two weeks to work on some projects I have, I had a week of tests, and this week I also nearly died. On top of that, I have another project I must complete as well as read a book.
          
          Needless to say, I have been busy, and at this point, I could definitely argue I deserve a break.
          
          But I will not take it.
          
          Why?
          
          Insomnia gives people extra time.