Hello, landwweller. The name's Dirk.

Wwelcome to my page, wwhere I roleplay and wwrite shit.

I'm 6 swweeps old, wwhich is about 13 years old as human.

I'm a transgender ravioli, so please refer to me as a ravioli/raviolis/ravioliz (He/Him/Them), unless you wwant to be blocked :o)

My sexual orentation is gray ace

My romantic orentation is panromantic

I'm a hoe :o)
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@hongicee Is best internet child
@djfreddy best internet family wwolf/dog
@Neko-Haylee123 best family neko
@lifeamongthestarss best internet grandchild :3
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And Terezi wwalked up to me and said
4R3N7 Y0U TH3 PR1NC3 0F H0P3?
Yeah but wwhatevver!
And then Kar wwalked to me and wwas like
Hey hipster
yeah but wwhatevver
BECAUSE THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF WWHATEVVER!
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APH Iceland x Dirk = A hella lot of kinkyness
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皆に来る、あなたの体を動かします!
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Me: Bromeo, oh Bromeo
Zach: I love you no homeo
Me: B r o
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  • JoinedJanuary 5, 2015


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