Hogan Torah

Do you promote your books on Neobook ?

New chapter for my story Partyweapon just dropped. Check it out!

This goes out to my one follower. You know who you are!

Do I jump up and down on the end of the bed when you're mom's trying to work? No.

Announce this to my followers... I DONT HAVE ANY WATTPAD! How the hell am I supposed to socialize on this thing! No one can write their way out of a nutsack! Sure! Announce it! Great! Thanks!

I'm 320 in non fic... Oh. There's only 320 choices in non fiction. Awesome.

So do I have to chill with a bunch of 13 year old kids on a Discord again to get some clicks?  Because no. I got 2 words for 
          
          TEENAGE PSYCHOPATH
          
          It will drop Friday. I have a feeling it dinged me for posting the one absolutely no one read.  Because no one read it. Okay, I guess I figure out who to call out and who's ass to kiss myself. I'm going to be huge everywhere and your lucky to have me now.  
          
          2mb image upload max. What a joke.

This site is sloooooooow. Also I'm Hogan Torah and likely the best writer here. Challenge me, I dare you.