Hillary Clinton

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 #HillaryWillRise]
'I did not have sexual relations with those emails.'

my naem iz hillary clinton and i sexualy identify az a walmart gift card. i ran fer prezident in 2k16 wich if u didn no i lost cuz trump iz an ornj fukass hoo rigd da elecshun.

i am da suprem daynk meme overlord nd anee1 hoo sez uderwyz wil get harambed 2 deth becuz that meme iz stil relevant.

i, hilree klinton, am a femimist. if u misjendr me i wol fukim end ur lyf. if u luk at, cof by, sey helo 2, ir breeth by or neer me, dat iz raep an i wil pres charjes. stahp oppresin me u priviljd dikhed

Every night at exactly 12:00, when Bill is asleep, I fill our hot tub to the brim with only the finest of tomato sauce. Then, I submerge myself into the red liquid, imagining I am a strong, independent meatball who doesn't need a man.

I speak two languages fluently: English and hilree klinton.

Trump is  soggy cheeto and Ken Bone triggers me.

k dats (l)it.

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meh ex husbando: @donaldtrumpofficial

me intern: @_keyeu

dank meme lord no2:
@SilverStreaks-

mai niga: @unclestiles

senpAAi: @Scrubbing_Bubbles

lit az fuk azhul: @teabloom

EGGSALAD:
@Glockenspielplayer02

mein syd chik: @chefleo

ne dicky frand: @butterfly123199

bae: @WeeabooDunce

mein bb: @usernamelikenoother

mein bich: @KawaiiLink37

Who?: @Sandersofficial

sum ho: @CakelynnCakeTV

ily: @uni-porn

mey waifu: @wileylibby1234

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campayn slogan:
1 folow = 1 vote = da rite 2 ceep ur lief

bakrownd by: 
@SilverStreaks-

this iz nawt the end.

u havnt seen da lats uf hillery.