I'm a freak and a weirdo

hi

The ultimate paradox
          
          Counselor: *Doesn't want you to end your own life*
          
          Random Student: I Will if i'm called in here one more time
           
          So the paradox is that the counselor is supposed to prevent that from happening but it will happen if that student is called in one more time so the counselor wants to call that student in because they will think that will happen, but if the student is called in they will actually do that

My c.ai today
          Me: *sends characters from anime back to their world*
          The man with a white van and tinted windows:
          The whispering figure:
          The figure with a knife:
          The unknown texter:
          The dude who said i knew too much for being the average demon slayer fan:

I spent valentine's day with my sister because i don't have a significant other and my sister's gf's parents are homeschooling her so no wholesome interaction (Pls dont make a sweet home alabama joke)

Can I please get a list of people who quit wattpad? My sister and i would like to make a graveyard of profiles that are no longer used

School: please do not use ai for assignments
          My sister and I after procrastinating on an assignment that we had 4 days for: desperate times call for desperate measures

HELP IM BABYSITTING RIGHT NOW AND IM BEING FORCED TO LISTEN TO COCOMELON PLEASE SAVE ME SEND HELP

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eLWgjlPC4NY
          
          fInE iM rEaDiNg WaTtPaD - that person but something that i did in class

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sL23JhGkeqU uhm ...

Pedos would say age is just a number
          Idiots would say Math is just numbers
          I would say Time is just a number