HeyItsLizzy45

Hey! I'm Lizzy! I love stuff. Stuff is cool. But people aren't. Gross. No. I'm attracted to ice cream more than people. But who isn't tbh? 

Lactose intolerant people, that's who, stupid. 

Ugh. 

Lizzy. 

Get. 

Your. 

Life. 

Together. 

I hope you like my stories once I start writing, and I hope I can make you all happy with my work because I love to write and I love how the words just flow when you have inspiration and you hair can't stop, you know?

They probably don't, Lizzy. No one understands you because you're kind of stupid. 

I'm not stupid! Don't listen to my brain he's just jealous. Yes, my brain is a British male whilst I am an American female I just find that whenever men make decisions for me I'm better at stuff and British accents are sexy so...

Oh my gosh, Lizzy, shut up! No one cares about you! 

Everyone loves me, Brad! Yes, I named my brain after Bradley Simpson. Don't judge. 

Everyone will judge because you suck!

This is why I don't talk to you. I hate you. 

Nice to know you hate yourself!

Fuck off. 

Have fun with death then. 

Nothing no one hasn't wished upon me, before, you stupid brain!

Finally, you admit you're stupid. 

Damn you!