HeyFans

Fluffy unicorns dominate My planet. 
I'm gonna die soon, if I don't get help from the suicide hotline from wherever I am. 
But my phone has been flushed down the toilet by a Fluffy unicorn named Uni. 
And my land line wire has been chewed on and in slobber by a Fluffy unicorn. 
What should I do? 
The whole entire city is in ruins because of fluffy unicorns destroying homes and trashing up buildings... 
How will I be able to live? 
Easy. Call that suicide hotline and they will explain every single detail to you. 
Then, you must do as they say.
But if the hotline tells you to calm down and stuff, just track their head quarters and kill the fluffy unicorn who is in it. 
Easy peasy. 
But, all fluffy unicorns will have this really cool swirly whirly thingy on their head that they will use impale you, and then suck you up. 
As always, grab your trusty sword and throw it at the weird fluffy unicorns spiral  thingy before jumping after it and into the the unicorns mouth which should be wide open. Then, you travel into its tummy, (forgot to mention, FUs are gigantic.) 
And then start to roll in it, which will make the FU die. But, you are still trapped in its tummy. So you die in it too. 
Si-mp-le. 
I really want to write until the word limit, but too lazy. 
People don't even read descriptions unless they want to save poor innocent people from FUs. 
Wellz adios! 
I have to get going before------ 
*Crunch* 
The fluffy unicorns eat...........
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Smile, guy.
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Still here? 
Idiot
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Tiring for my fingers to type this
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Pity me!!!!!
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My chips up.........
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PS. My websites are all fake. 
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You just got pranked
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Never believe a person from unicorn city. They might be unicorns themselves.........
PPS John sends his best regards. (Just kidding I don't even know anyone named John.)
PPS I was near my the word limit, to my absolute pride and joy. I brok