The Gayest Gay

🎶Don't wanna let you down, but I am Hellbound🎶 

Well, Hellbound Author, at least!

If you and I have spoken on friendly terms, roleplayed, or followed each other, we're friends!

Hey bitches, I'm Caelan, and welcome to Gay Central Station! Homophobes better stay the fuck away, cuz I lose my shit around haters. Every human is beautiful. No butt hurt peeps?

Dear Bullies,
That kid you called a f****t? His boyfriend saved him from suicide.
That kid you made fun of in class today? He killed himself a few minutes ago.
That girl you called dumb? She has dyslexia.
That girl you called fat? She's starving herself.
That woman you called bald? She has cancer.
That man you laughed at for having scars on his face? He fought for our country.
That boy you punched in the hallway today? He's being abused at home.
That child you called retarded for being in a wheelchair? He risked his life to save a four year old.
That boy you laughed at for crying? His mother died in a hospital.
You think you known them? Wrong.

So, on to details of who I am! Yay! Or not.

• I am a very sassy gay man who has been raised by a pair of sailors and swears like one.
•My internet best friend is Ash (@Skittle-Boi) and if you hurt my brother from another mother you better say your prayers, bitch.
•My fellow overlord is @Royal-Plz-ImDivine and if you hurt honeycomb say your prayers, bitch.
•My sisters are Kailey and Skylie (@Kailey_and_Skylie). Same goes I guess
•Same goes for my ex boyfriend and now just friend, Jason (@Gay_Colorist).