"Recommended to follow by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things."- New York Times
"So take a chonce and follow ur dreams. This account is ur dreams"- Nail Hoeruns
"I always feel bad for seedless watermelons because what if they wanted babies"- Horton Styles (aka PussyDestroyer2000)
"If u or a loved one have been diagnosed with the obsession of the mariachi band Juan Detection u may be entitled to compensation"- ObamaCare
"sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener"- my stepfather
"fight me u ceramic bitch"- Dan Howell talking to a plate
Following
HarrysFireMixtape
Oct 31, 2017 06:57AM
y'all my bday tomorrow and my 4 year anniversary since I've been on Wattpad is coming up willlldddddddd, honestly love this place.View all Conversations