Harleys_Potato_Gun

A convo with my mom
          	
          	Me: man I’m a hot mess
          	
          	Mom: no your not
          	
          	Me: no mom hot, mess. Hot-comma- mess
          	
          	Mom: ok that’s accurate 

Harleys_Potato_Gun

I read an Itafushi fic where Itadori only went out with Fushiguro because he was going to die and he wanted to make it easier on him and I genuinely want to throw hands with whoever wrote that

Harleys_Potato_Gun

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If I ever tired to summon a demon I’d fuck it up so badly that it would work.
          
          Demon *falling to the floor after emerging from a pentagram I drew on my celling*: What in the actual fuck?
          
          Me: yeah I miss read the book that’s my bad 
          
           

Harleys_Potato_Gun

An actual thing I did yesterday at a track meet.
          
          Me, breathless watching this beautiful woman throw a discus : Wow
          
          A team mate who is in the same event as me, looking over to the discus platform: What happened?
          
          Me, completely no paying attention to her: Nothing just.... women.
          
          

Harleys_Potato_Gun

Heeeeyyyyy
          
          Heeeeyyyyyy
          
          
          
          
          
          So I’m back I know no one missed me but does y’all want me to update my parley book or should I just let it die?

Yoohoo42

Everyone that knew you missed you!
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Niki_is_purple

@Harleys_Potato_Gun up to you but it nice knowing you are back 
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1weird3stuff5

@Harleys_Potato_Gun i think you should totally update it, but it’s up to you :) glad you’re back!
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Harleys_Potato_Gun

So I went on a date today right? And she laid down and motioned for me to lay on top of her so we where cuddling and I asked her if she wanted to kiss.
          
          The only problem is that I didn’t know what was coming out of my mouth till after I had said it. Like I just blurted it out.
          
          I mean we kissed so that was a plus but also my brain is just not it.

Thingybabiby

Adorable
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Idk_12345678910

@Harleys_Potato_Gun that’s so cute!!! Congratulations to u both
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