Sam_le_fou

Thank you for adding "Running with Scissors" to your reading list! Before you begin reading, please read the fine print on the back of the story: 
          
          -Do not try to smoke or inhale this story.
          -If you are on antibiotics, do not consume this story. 
          -If you're more than 3 months pregnant, consume this story only after consulting with your doctor. 
          -Typos are not part of the experience, so if you find one, please let one of our associates know and a full refund shall be provided. 
          -If bleeding occurs, stop consuming this story immediately. 
          -Keep out of Child's reach. 
          
          Enjoy your brand new "Running With Scossors!"(Batteries sold separately)