My favourite quotes:
"Don't give up on your dreams. Keep Sleeping"
*BOOM*
mom: what was that?
Me: my shirt fell
mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that....
me: I was in it.
"I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look.... that one is shaped like an idiot"
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. that makes it a plant... so chocolate is a salad"
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