Sup.


I write a bunch on nonsense. It's therapeutic for me.


I love talking to new people- especially ones who have read the Bloody Jack series by L.A. Meyer (rest in peace Lou) *cough cough* my favorite book series *cough*


All of my followers are so damn cute.


I am a hopeless romantic *Hearts fly-*
And fortunately the love gods gave me a supermegafoxyawesomehot guy to make up for all my troubles in this world.
(Fuck yeah Lex, you go girl.)


True Fact of life- Unicorns are just horses in Landshark costumes.
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  • JoinedNovember 7, 2011


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GraspingReality4U GraspingReality4U Aug 09, 2016 01:36PM
Yooooo I can't believe you guys are still commenting on my stories  after like 2 year  so faithful. I don't deserve you guys. 
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