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This is a joke, and I thought u might find it funny
          uwu
          please don't take it seriously
          ;w;
          
          "Hello, my gumdrop of the universe.
          Hello, my chicken nugget of the . . . taco world?
          Hello my . . . eh-
          
          If you're receiving this video then that means that you're a b!tch!
          You heard me you thirsty ho-
          
          The person who sent you this video thinks you've been acting hella b!tchy lately and they don't know how to tell you, so they sent me to tell you instead.
          
          Remember that one time where we did that thing at that one place with your face? 
          That was hella b!tchy. 
          Or that one time where you did that thing with that one person at that one event?
          
          That was hella b!tchy.
          
          Stop being a b!tch, Karen!
          If your name is Karen-
          
          Now I bet your wondering-
          
          "Mac! How do I cure my b!tchiness?" 
          Let me tell you, in these easy steps of How Not To Be A B!tch™ by A B!tch! 
          That's me, I'm a b!tch, hi!
          
          
          1. You don't
          
          2. You buy everyone flowers!                        And then burn them™
          
          3. Kill everyone!
          4. Don't kill everyone actually, that's not being a b!tch that's just psychotic. 
          
          5. You can apologize!           By writing "I'm sorry" really big on the wall with the blood of their friends that you murdered™
          
          6. Don't murder anyone, murder is bad.                            If you're caught™
          
          7. Walk their dog!                                  Into an incinerator™
          
          
          8. CALM THE F*&$ DOWN PETAH, I WAS JOKING!                      Or was I™
          
          And last but not least, you tell them "I'm sorry for being a b!tch, it's just that you're being a fake-a$$ ho and I can't handle your bull$hit anymore."
          
          
          A b!tch is being a b!tch for a reason, okay? I know! From one b!tch to another b!tch, I got your back b!tch! 
          
          And now you're cured I guess!
          Now go outside and show of how much a b!tch you are not anymore-
          
          Not really-
          
          Maybe-
          
          I don't know-
          
          You're still a b!tch™
          
          And remember! Keep your enemies close and your b!tches closer!"

Aqua-the-skelecat

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Aqua-the-skelecat

Thx for the follow.
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Aqua-the-skelecat

Doing good but I'm bored!!
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