welcome to the bread bank

we sell bread, we sell loafs

we got bread on deck, bread on the floor

TOASTED

ROASTED

shut the fuck up

listen i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those

you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out

it's gluten free

i don't care if it's gluten free

swear on your fucking YEEZYS

if you wanna fight, we gon' fight

tryna be on WORLDSTAR?

wut, you gon' record it?

ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON

what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?

what the fuck do you want?

i'm the motherfucking MANAGER

at the BREAD STORE

B R E A D

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD

i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief

we can't take shit out the bread

why put it in in the first place?

i know y'all smoking that pack

we got crackers

no gluten

fuck crackers

it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?

hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit

look we got whole wheat: gluten free

texas toast: gluten free

TORTILLA-

fuck all that

what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

florida

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police

i'm goin' WEAST

nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant

honestly, fuck y'all

i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread

what the fuck are you sayin'?

all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers

but the crackers don't have gluten

i'll take those

okay, that's gonna be five-

nah, fuck that i ain't payin'
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