Likes: Clone High JFK
Dislikes: Drivers who honk at me when I'm trying my best
Hobbies: Staring at the ceiling for hours on end
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Stories by FuzzyInMyMouth
The Moth and the Flame
While out on a walk through the woods, Eliza encounters something strange. Her world is turned upside down, b...
Looking for Love in All the Wrong...
Mattison was fuccing around in Goodwill with her friend when she sees a gorgeous Mexican Man. It's love at fi...
Soggy Biscuit : Republican Candida...
Donald Trump, Ben Carson, Marco Rubio, and Ted Cruz play Soggy Biscuit. Donald takes things too far.